THE MOVIE: Oculus ; 2013 Directed by Mike Flanagan The plot centers around Tim Russell, played by…

THE MOVIE: Oculus ; 2013 Directed by Mike Flanagan

The plot centers around Tim Russell, played by Brenton Thwaites, who is just being released from a mental facility after being confined for killing his father. His sister Kaylie, played by Karen Gillan, has been waiting impatiently for his release so they can get revenge upon the real culprit in their parents’ murder.

This big-ass, terrifying…

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Pup Posts Volume 2: Dog Soldiers


Pup Posts Volume 2: Dog Soldiers

So Mama left me alone to go to someplace last week where they like to eat sheep guts and oatmeal, and I was kinda mad because I wouldn’t mind eating some sheep livers. Just not chicken livers because they make me go puuuuuhhhh….But anyway. She left me at grandpa’s house so I decided that I’d make another blog about this movie I saw with Mama before she left. She translated and edited it plus…

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Frankenstein just needs some s’mores, guys


Frankenstein just needs some s’mores, guys

SO this Saturday I did something that Ie should have done a loooooong time ago.

I got my friends (and the hubs) in on the beer-horror pairing fun. Turns out our dear friend and camping buddy, Aaron, is a Bigfoot-enthusiast. We decided that Bigfoot movie night was in order.

Usually I don’t expect people to get as excited about such things as I do, so I was pleased when Aaron and his wife, Markie,…

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Don’t drop the brown rye bread, man


Don’t drop the brown rye bread, man

Rye. A cover crop and a crop in itself. It’s great in sandwiches and even better brewed or distilled (can I get a holla from all my Bulleit fans?).

It’s also a major cause of werewolf attacks.

THE BEER: Bryeian (The Bruery)

ABV: 7% IBU: 155

Bryeian Beer The Bruery

Yeah. I know. This is my third post about a beer from The Bruery. But you know what? That’s ok. I’d recommend this one for people who are hop-heads but…

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Why I’m Never Going to a Nightclub Again


Why I’m Never Going to a Nightclub Again

Despite my overriding passion for the pub and pint, I’ve spent my fair share of time in night clubs.

Emily and Linda in Berlin

Me with my party-girl pal, Linda, in Germany.

My time in Europe especially, as cliche as I now realize that is, was full of night club shennanigans. To the point that for a little under 5 months I spent my weekend nights working in one. No matter how many clubs I frequented, however, I was always…

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Double Feature Beer Pairing: Weirdos From Another Dimension Edition


Double Feature Beer Pairing: Weirdos From Another Dimension Edition

WARNING: SOME SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR THE MIST

I’ve read an acceptable amount of H.P. Lovecraft, and am in the midst of reading more to support this blog and my horror street-cred in general. Usually not one to complain about antiquated writing styles, I find his writing (and his dialogue in particular, ESPECIALLYwhen he tries to write in dialect) to be excruciating. The man, does not get it done for…

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Let Me In…and then hand me one of them bloody brews


Let Me In…and then hand me one of them bloody brews

Yo YO yo. Happy to be participating in Gore-a-thon 2014, and I submit some blood-red beer paired with one of the better vampire movies of the last several years.

THE BEER: Liefman’s Cuvee Brut — a Belgian fruit beer, aka a “Kriek”, brewed with fermented black cherries. (6% ABV)

This stuff brought on the sort of emotional catharsis that you don’t get all that often and that, for me, usually only…

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Yeah, that about sums up Disneyland for me.


Yeah, that about sums up Disneyland for me.

So picture this: David Lynch meets Rod Serling and they go to Disneyworld and they hook up with a 55-year-old chick with fake boobs dressed up as Maleficent in the back car of It’s a Small World. Oh and the chick dressed up as Maleficent? Doesn’t even work there. Add some projectile vomiting, eerily counterfeit Disney songs, and throw a black-and-white, guerrilla filmmaking pall over it.

Then you…

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“No Daddy, Princess Mariah doesn’t like that shade of pink!!”

Samson wasn’t sure where his daughter had picked up the royal “we” but he was sure he didn’t much care for it. But he sure as hell didn’t have the energy to fight with her about it and stand up on this ladder painting her bedroom.

“Well, she sure liked it a lot when we were in Home Depot this afternoon. Maybe give her a few minutes and…

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She went onto the front porch against the sign’s wishes


She went onto the front porch against the sign’s wishes

Because it was Saturday, bitches.

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I love my friends. A couple of weeks ago I got a bit stir crazy and visited my friends in LA for a weekend. In the midst of hotter-than-usual temps and no planned activities, I conned them into helping me hunt down the Meyers House from Halloween at 1000 Mission Street in Pasadena. We only ended up driving for about 25 minutes, which isn’t too bad of a trip…

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